“Jackass 3D” Movie Review

Jackass 3D (2010) Movie Review (IMDB – 7.5)

The cult show of the previous decade, “Jackass” comes in 3D to water the spectator of all fluids imaginable. Lovers will be thrilled, others seek to understand this phenomenon.

The popularity of the three dimension is such that he could be out almost all the movies using this technology. Meanwhile “Star Wars” and “Titanic” instead of “Jackass.” Everyone thought the series dead and buried for the episode 2 in 2006 (or 2.5 in 2007). But as the fashion glasses, the excuse is fine to propose a new episode.

The time has flown under the bridge, it should remind Johnny Knoxville and his friends seem strange that live in the past. As if they were given a challenge to get the most possible harm or ridicule the most wickedly their peers. And they do it in different ways, including by sending balls or golf balls to the face, action sports and having accidents all means of transport they can touch.

Sometimes better is not worth trying to understand what makes a series or a feature film a success. Why can a room laugh out loud or crying like a Magdalen. Without doubt there is an audience for everything and there will always be people trying to push boundaries. It is the nature of things. Provided, however, there is a change (up or down), not stagnation.

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“Paranormal Activity 2” (2010) Movie Review – IMDB

Following tinkered too quickly to enjoy the surprise victory of 2009, “Paranormal Activity 2” uses the same tricks to screw up before the end. As Halloween movie, we should perhaps look elsewhere for entertainment properly.

There is probably no genre that sees new versions arrive as quickly as horror. These are often features films that cost almost nothing to do and that attract crowds. This was the case last year’s surprising “Paranormal Activity“, repeating the codes of “Blair Witch Project” to provide a scare as funny and effective. As good ideas often take time to germinate, the reflex is to go to a sequel that should make sense to mass.

That’s where this production, which arrives much like the previous one. People living in a beautiful house hear noises disturbing. The dog barks, the baby cries and over the days, a veiled threat is becoming more and more expansion. The devil may be present, and the viewer looking through surveillance cameras (an idea of the father to protect his family) or a mobile camera (uses more often than not the girl teenager who can make the transition from the narrative).

The premise is the same … and it does not deviate one iota for at least the first hour. What was so refreshing in 2009 now feels deja vu. Although Tod Williams replaces Oren Peli to completion, the changes remain cosmetic. Good ideas of the scenario (the birth of a child who may be wavering family balance, the daily sometimes heated between a girl and her stepmother, etc..) Are rapidly evacuated to the benefit of easy and obvious, which are yet to jump two or three occasions.

Fear of the dark and the unknown has always encouraged the directors to do as little as possible, betting everything on their gloomy mood disorder that develops and disturbing atmospheres. This logic is scuttled in the last half hour, probably less sonorous than the first 60 minutes, but that seems artificial and plated. As if the distributor, after seeing the first version that is singularly lacking in suspense and intrigue, had decided to alter the assembly to provide a cross between unremarkable “Poltergeist” and “[REC]”. Instead, it might have been better change of actors who are not always credible.

Without bringing back in return, “Paranormal Activity 2” feels the effort made in a hurry to enjoy the windfall of October has always been the month’s premier horror film. This will undoubtedly be the case with this one, which could be a success because of its low production cost. But if a third derivative is born, hope it does not look like a mere substitute for what has gone before.

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“StreetDance 3D” Movie Review

StreetDance 3D (2010) – IMDB

Dance and movies are very similar. After the unsatisfactory “Step Up 3D,” open the room for even more distressing “StreetDance 3D” that does not even bother to throw dirty water bath for reuse. Then results in a warm production, low-stakes real drama, which rather gives the taste of wiggle to this object elsewhere than poor.

A major championship dance is almost here. Carly (Nichola Burley) and his friends are not certain to attend, too afraid of the rival team. A combination of circumstances will force their troops to teach the basics of their movements “street” to students more “traditional” practicing ballet. Perhaps by combining these two art forms, everyone will come out winner.

The movie is sometimes a very strange place where the viewer has trouble separating his mirror reflection. Already he was recovering from the useless “Step Up 3D,” which took the show in early August that it faces a new feature dancing almost identical, but lower quality. Of course, it can be said that the test is for customers teenager and that means of expression reflects the values of the new Youth (is not that longed to the heroine of the excellent “Fish Tank” by Andrea Arnold? And all the protagonists of “Save the Last Dance” which has many similarities even though he has been out for almost a decade?).

Yet there are limits to what the public – regardless of age – can bear, who has seen it all thanks to the possibilities of the Internet. Already he was not expecting a particularly revolutionary history, and foreseeing the end the simple reading of the premise or watching the trailer. No matter that everything ends well, the important thing should not it be a journey?

On this side disasters are numerous and they come all at once. It is stupid to cry these characters who have absolutely no chemistry between them (but that comes to Charlotte Rampling in this story?), These dialogues that defy ludicrous (how many times it will issue to follow his own path inner?), this staging of Max Giwa and deplorable Dania Pasquini that could be performed by a robot, the uninspired choreography and songs interchangeable. Even the technology in three dimensions, spectacular in “Step Up 3D” ‘falls flat here, limited to a few tackles and expected effects.

The most heartbreaking is the discourse that emerges from all this. The story spends his time smashing the class, facing the street dance (necessarily exciting, because popular and unifying) the rhythms of ballet (and therefore boring snobs of course). Patronizing a dichotomy that does not excuse a conclusion that leave to 180 degrees, however the opposite effect in the mouth. Like what the end justifies the means, misrepresenting anyone and anything to win a dance competition, and where young people who have no money to pay for a rehearsal still bought clothes and luxury shoes.

Instead of looking at the pretty Nichola Burley move heaven and earth to do something that is really not worth it, fans of the genre prefer to attend to actual dance performances instead of wasting their time with “Sex and the City 3D“. At least there will probably something interesting to see and feel.

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Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)

The popular novels by Kathryn Lasky films come to life in a brilliant way through Zack Snyder (Watchmen). As pretty intelligent, “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” surely captivate anyone interested in complex stories told simply.

Soren (voice of Jim Sturgess) and his older brother Kludde (Ryan Kwanten) were kidnapped and their captors forced them to join an order of elected officials who are willing to fight the guardians Ga’Hoole. Kludde joined the movement, but not Soren taking to their heels in the company of Gylfi (Emily Barclay). Seeing that a war is being prepared, the two new friends can not remain neutral, and in company with some companions they will act to avoid the fate of humanity falls into the wrong wings.

From 2002 to 2008, the American author Kathryn Lasky has published no fewer than 15 books about the legendary exploits of the “Guardians of Ga’Hoole,” winning more than considerable success. When people are waiting for you, Hollywood is never far to suggest a film version. The project to adapt the first three stories were told Zack Snyder, who has managed the feat to translate brilliantly unadaptable comic “Watchmen”. perspex

His first challenge was to get rid of what has been done before. It does not take long to see that feature drink at “Dark Crystal”, “Labyrinth”, “X-Men” and especially “Star Wars” original drawing heavily on a few notable passages. While it is increasingly difficult to lay a completely original screenplay, the director is doing a nice way of mixing old with new to create a new mythology for the whole family, but probably a little too dark and violent for young souls. Even if conflicts, characters and alliances are numerous, it is easy to navigate easily.

The story could have been very wordy and it is in places. This is quite normal at the information needed to convey, some passages more “educational” can make a viewer more cynical sigh. For once, the votes selected (the Jim Sturgess, Helen Mirren, Geoffrey Rush, Hugo Weaving and Anthony LaPaglia others) serve the story and not the other, which may explain the depth given to characters who are often torn dilemmas moral.

Yet the pace is never sacrificed for the benefit of conversations, and when the action breaks, it is hard not be impressed. The beauty of the choreography and plans offered dare propose something new instead of always reheat the soup. The set pieces are numerous, and several easily capture the retina, especially when the hero faces vortex of rain. Especially since the three-dimensional technology is intended spectacular, bringing a degree of tension to the vicissitudes. Although enjoyable, the music is still sometimes a little too sluggish, especially when a cutesy song is heard. As if the young customer he needed this to stay hooked until the end.

Breathtaking in its scope and execution, “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” is one of the best events of the year. It’s beautiful, good, upbeat and very entertaining. Hoping a sequel arrives on screens as soon as possible.

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Where The Wwhere the wild things areild Things Are – IMDB

The monsters are perfect for adults, but not as fantastic beings may recall that the beautiful fantasy story without end, because they are furry creatures with bulging eyes but look wise, precisely because they are mere puppets, the correct direction of Spike Jonze of this strange fairy tale turns what should be a pleasant fable in a dreamlike story but totally chaotic and adults.

A boy named Max, either an outcast or a child lost and scared is the engine of this story without a story, is about 10 years, has no friends, they turn away, his mom is his all, his best friend but now has a new boyfriend, which confuses what wakes you up better than wild jealousy and feels like any self-respecting human person has ever felt, a nonentity, a voice or vote, a one who is out there.

Lost has to go, feels that nobody wants, nobody would miss him and does what an adult would not be suicide, is rather escape, not Italy as Julia Roberts or Diane Lane, goes by boat to a desert island monster looking for a leader to order them, a god who avoid the sun is extinguished, a being capable enough to control what is uncontrollable in a monster, the savagery.

The orders are given arm disorder, building forts, castles, straw, play shit, wasting time, but beware, between disturbed and disturbed internal conflicts began to see brightly marked and we realize that this is not a movie for children, has become something dangerously aggressive, has begun to tell the truth, to show that we are a desert island, we have people who cares and who they affect our actions. Then we will have spent just 15 minutes and this story ends appeared to be as simple as material developed psychiatric hospital and ends up becoming a savage monster, hard to see, chaotic, there to give her patience and called Carl to create Max is the king, that that becomes the best friend of a primitive society, without law and undeniable desire for a leader, whether a child.

This movie is very sensitive that I would see my son, especially because beyond their disorder is a life lesson, friendship, maturity and responsibility and must be seen with the eyes of a monster, one like the dolls movie, these furry creatures so close to adults, those who have to believe in anything to feel part of this world.

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